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Opinion2 min read
Henry at the Bernabéu: kindly move your Galácticos
Thierry Henry ran through Madrid in 2006 and left us Gooners with a replay habit. Twenty years later, we see no reason to seek help.
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Opinion2 min read
Rice at Luton: 97 minutes to ruin a perfectly good evening
We turned a lead into a crisis, then Rice headed in at 90+7. Us Gooners call this entertainment. Our neighbours have a different word for it.
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Opinion2 min read
Saka against United. Yes, we're still gooning over it.
January 2023. Saka cuts inside, United discover his left foot, and us Gooners become completely unbearable. A goal worth reopening the group chat for.
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Opinion2 min read
Forget City. Brighton are the real problem.
They battered us 3–0, beat City as well, and have the best goal difference in the league. Us Gooners need to stop pretending the Amex was a fluke.
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Opinion2 min read
Our summer window, judged by people who refreshed it at 2am
Bruno in, Trossard and Jesus out, no Álvarez, and Nwaneri sent to Dortmund. Most of it was right. One of it we'll be moaning about until May.
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